"I called in and said I'm really happy about daylight-saving time. I didn't see that comment published, but I have seen three negative comments published. I think we need a little balance in your 333 line. Thank you."
We don't seek balance on Ext. 333. We cull calls for clever comments. That's harder than you can imagine.
"I've never seen such stupidity in the newspaper, just sheer stupidity. A person doesn't like blue-eyed Swedes, a cartoon about Bill Clinton staying behind Hillary with Obama as vice-president. Such stupidity, I've never seen such stupidity."
Your comment didn't help that trend.
"Goodbye Salina, I've had enough of your Gestapo-like county government, nothing to do in this area. I'm headed north to Alaska. Goodbye."
Please leave. It will raise the average IQ in both places.
"Yes, it is not the teacher's fault that their children act disgraceful. It's the parents' fault that they act disgraceful and disrespectful. "
It takes a license to catch a fish but you don't need one to raise children.
"Uh yes, I was just wanting to say that I was wondering if it had occurred to a certain caller that it's not the color of your eyes that makes you stupid but it's what comes out of your mouth."
Some blue-eyed person out there is having a ball watching these reactions to his call, when he said those with blue eyes were stupid. He baited the hook and folks bit.
"What better way to advertise prostitution than to show New York prostitutes on TV? I mean my goodness, a woman's got to make a living and man's got to get some release. At least he wasn't chasing after a child or having some morbid sex with somebody. Give him a break, every man has lust."
Guys circled this comment and put it on their wive's pillows. There were so many cold shoulders the overnight temps dropped to 22 degrees.
-- Journal staff